appy Mardi Gras! According to the all-you-fatties-can-eat Chinese buffet down the street (Golden MSG Palace), this is the year of the cock, so be sure to binge (swallow, baby). I certainly plan to get my fill of it!Speaking of cock, I got to see quite a few of them, including one that's attached to none other than our leader, DJ Skwerl. Someone's not used to alcohol stronger than Dimetap, so four drinks after 9:00, I offered the boy a buck to take off his clothes. Mind you, this isn't something he wouldn't do while sober, but I wanted to see something a bit more special this time. We had all just watched "Puppetry of the Penis," which I strongly urge all of you to add to your Netflix list, so I asked the twit to show me a twat. He was completely unsuccessful turning his hooha into a wahoo, but did manage to recreate a relatively convincing hamburger before falling over. Yes, I snapped a few pictures. If you want 'em, e-mail me directly- Mr. Liquor-is-quicker wouldn't allow me to post them. Shortly thereafter, he retired to the bathroom floor. See photo 2 and tell me if you can figure out why I've heard he's a decent lay. It's like a tragic contortionist with an ugly sweater! Luckily he puked a few times and fell asleep long enough for me to grab his wallet and take his Bed, Bath, and Beyond gift card. The moral of this story? If you're a pussy, don't drink. Be safe this year, my little rimmers.
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